Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

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sober

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime

“yeah i was high but now im sober bro”

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Sober

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

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Soberization

Transition into sobriety

My soberization was long and grueling.

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Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

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sober

Someone or something that is fair and trustworthy - not dodgy.

"You better not be messing me about with this deal."
"No mate, I promise, it's sober."

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sober

To be top of the line. Awsome. Best you can get. Clean.

Man that new Neon you got is sober!!! check out the sterio in that thing!

I can't wait till i get in my new apartment. It's going to be so sober!

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