Socks on

You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.

Dave: Socks on!
Zack: Socks on!
*They both put their socks on*
*Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack*
ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that

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sock on

Used in Yorkshire-mainly Doncaster, means to be in a deep sleep

"Didn't hear you come in last night, must've been sock on"

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Socking

The act of wearing socks you ejaculated into.

Micheal likes to wear socks he came into and he calls it socking

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No socks

A variation of no cap but when you say something gay. Because everyone knows it's not gay if you have your socks on. No socks means it is intentionally gay. The opposite of no homo.

Hey, no socks but you are pretty cute bro.

No socks, I love Brendon Urie

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socks

things that go on your feet and should not be used otherwise.

my socks keep my FEET warm

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socking it

When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.

Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.

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to sock

to beat up/fight a person

“im tempted to sock this bitch across the face”
“don’t test me, i’ll sock your ass”
“i really want to sock a hoe right now”

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