Sooner

Someone who refuses to get a Covid vaccine.

Jimmy Kimmel “They are going to die SOONER than those who got the vaccine.”

Had I only done it sooner

Kill myself of course

Had I only done it sooner. There is no meaning for me in this life.

Sooner Bonanza

When you order the Oklahoma pay per view football game and put a huge projector in your backyard and invite all of your neighborhood to come watch it for free.

After the Sooner Bonanza it will be clear who butters the bread in this neighborhood.