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a place where dreams die and the hallways smell like eggs
south plantation high can suck eggs
Debasmin Ghosh goes to South Point High School
A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.
student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo
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South Rowan high school is a school in the middle of nowhere, and there’s more rednecks there than a Luke Colmbs concert. This school is full of potheads, crackheads, and just about any head you can think of. It’s got as many hoes as the last school with even more dumb bitches. And sex in the bathroom is more common than the weekly fight that goes down.
You tryina go to south rowan high school with me? Are we getting weed?
If your stuck in the mud and need a tow, no worry’s just call one of souths hobos.
A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.
Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.
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You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Becky: Omfg. Someone just got suspended.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
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A school in Stuart, FL. Home of the bulldogs, the school colors are black and red. Student population consists of "rednecks", preps, nerds, and wannabe gangsters. Seriously, Southfork is believed to be a redneck school. Half of the kids wear Guy Harvey and camo jackets. Most kids hang out in the mall area. The administration sucks and the security guards ride around on shitty golf carts. It's the only public school in the country with a golfcourse. It offers Agriculture and Turf. South Fork is also in the middle of nowhere.
Guy 1:"Which school do you go to?"
Guy 2:"South Fork High School."
Guy 1:"Damn redneck!"
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