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When there’s work to be done, dance your way out of it.
He’s going to Southampton shimmy now that it’s time to work!
A term to describe the worst player to ever meet the football club Southampton FC - Mathew Davies.
Mathew "the mong" Davies played for Southampton FC from Jun 1998 - May 2005.
He captained the team to many losses and was let go due to his shit performance
He now is a deputy head teacher at Kennet School
Damn, you have been playing like the Southampton reject (Mathew Davies). Up your game yo or I will throw hands.
The Southampton Worzels are a collective of Worzels that band together to support Southampton FC. They attend every home and away game and sometimes even via their horses and wagons. The Worzels are the closest thing they have to a firm, much bigger clubs on the south cost like Portsmouth and Brighton view them as soft yokals. The dialect of Southampton and their supports are that of a farming decent, it is a strong mixture of west country and worzel gummidge. They have an extremely rustic characteristic and adore the crow master.
The Southampton Worzels might sing: "Oh when the Worzels, go marching in, Oh when the Worzels go Marching in. I want to be in that number, Oh when the Worzels go marching in".
A city the second you step in, you want to leave. Don’t live, shop, or even go to uni here. You will want to die. Also most dangerous city in Hampshire. The civilians in Southampton are inbred, crackheads or gays. all 3 sometimes.. The schools are shit too. Don’t ever come here. It could be the biggest regret of your life.
person 1: “hey yk southampton?”
person 2: “the city full of inbred wankers?”
person 1: “Yeah!”