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IMO, one of the most powerful national anthems of all time.
“I bought the Soviet Anthem from ITunes!”
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A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
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With extra and unnecessary force, an attempt to crush the opposition.
Xerxes planned his revenge Soviet style.
Xenophon's girlfriend bitched him out Soviet style.
Milton was just hammered by a Soviet style tackle!
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1) n. A huge Russian Penis, capable of penetrating the tightest of pussies and squirting out nuclear sperm.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.
1) "Tyler's mom was moaning hard last night, I saw her go into her room with a Russian man."
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."
2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"
its the soviet union but its an onion
The soviet union is now soviet-onion
the soviet onion was when a dude named stallin took over russia and made it communist. but i guess some stuff happened cause its russia again now.
glad i dont live in the soviet onion, theyd take all my speed and make me share it with people! hands off my speed commies!
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