alien spaceship

During sex when you ejaculate you take the jizz and rub it on somebodys face with your hands.

Mike: Hey how was sex with Maria last night?
Tom: It was great, I even alien spaceshipped her!

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spaceship boy

When you're high as fuck

Hey spaceship boy, how many joint did you smoke ?

flamingo spaceship

when you smash the pussy so fast and hard the flesh turns into carbon steel.

Bro: Dude you know lex?

Broseph: yeah man! you smashed!

Bro: Dude, her pussy... a flamingo spaceship

Cuban Spaceship

A sex act in which a women bends a dick straight up in the air, takes both of the man's balls in her mouth and blows. An audible sound like that of blowing on a stomach should be heard.

Hhhhbbbbb! - Cuban Spaceship noise

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white spaceship

The greatest song in the world by Timbaland and Pharrell. It has been rejected from the Under Construction Part II CD and i fuckidy fuckin' need it bitches!!
yours truly
whitespaceship

Its that big white spaceship with green windows and we gon' get high tonight.

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Spaceship Docking

The act of taking a dump in a woman's vagina.

I would love to teach your mom about spaceship docking.

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Docking the Spaceship

To shit in a girl's vagina during sex.

Steve - "Why'd Lisa dump you?"
Larry - "She said that she didn't like the stains on her sheets that I made when I was docking the spaceship last week."

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