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the excrement of a spadge, as per "a young fit cadaver"
shit she spilt some spadge dust on me
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A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman
I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge
1. A mans jazz collection.
2. The female genitalia when filled with Semen.
1. 'Bloody hell dave. I'm dieing for a wank', 'Thats alright mate. You can borrow a bluey from my Spadge bank.'
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to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension
Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.
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To spadge - verb of the word spadge.
The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.
"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".
"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".
To spadge one off; spadging one off.
To aggressively masturbate.
"He just spends all day spadging one off".
"He just spends all day spadging one off".
Spadge is the reproductive organ that belongs to the female arachnid more commonly known as a Spadge (spider vag)
"what do you call a spider's vag? That's a Spadge mate."