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A sexy, slightly mad pirate.
"That guy is such a Jack Sparrow!"
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the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...
"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"
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A caribbean cocktail-blend in human form: Dishonest, trustworthy, brilliant, hilarious, mysterious, witty, quick, agile, roguish, handsome, and much much more.
To pull a Jack : A certain lifestyle, including piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness.
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Jck Sparrow is: Sexy,Drunk,Funny,Someone, who, if you pause the movie will be making a VERY strange face, Awkward, Neva knowing what hes gonna do!
Some things Jack Sparrow says:
"Cotton's parrot....same question"
"you need to find yourself a girl mate...or maybe the problem is you've found one but are incappable of wooing set strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you!?"
"the rum is gone!why is the rum gone?"
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The main antagonist from the game Tony Hawk Underground. He is mostly known for being a huge asshole to you throughout the game, an example being Eric using the main characters footage of him or herself mctwisting off of the giant hotel in Hawaii and proclaiming that it was himself who had actually done it thus giving him all of the street cred
"I cant believe my asshole friend Eric Sparrow is shredding it Moscow right now while i'm stuck here in New Jersey.""
The only man who can make really bad eggs sound sexy.
dunnna dunna dunnna dum na and really bad eggs
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the COOLEST pirate ever, good swordsman, adn always looks like he's had too much Rum
I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
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