Speckle Monkey

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.

Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.

speckle dick

This refferes to the way ones dick may look like the morning after fucking a nsty slutty bitch. usually means you have an std.

damn, she knew how to ride that shit but when i took a piss this morning i had that speckle dick working!

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speckle way

lesbian sex

i like speckle way ;-)

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Speckled trout

A nasty dick covered in herpes sores.

Dude, she messed with that guy. He has a bad speckled trout!

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Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

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Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

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Speckled Dough Nut

When a dough misses the sink and cums all over his face.

Damn son you smell like a speckled dough nut.