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Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."
Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."
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When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do
My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.
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When you roll over in bed and your boner hits the sheets and slows you down.
"Man I was sleeping real good until that speed bump slowed me down."
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I was having bum sex with Susie and I hit her speed bump.
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the victim of a drive by shooting
3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps
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speed bump
You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at the Bar and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.
I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the not too cute chick with her, or overweight friend (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.
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Rick's new date has a nice ass, but her tits are speed bumps.
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