Random
Source Code
Random
When you fuck a woman in the ass that has two or more hemroids
I was surprised to see I entered into a rocky spine when I saw hemroids popping out her ass
8👍 2👎
A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.
Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"
11👍 5👎
When your lover is on top of you, she holds on to a fan on the ceiling which forces her to spin around your erected penis.
With our new ceiling fan, my wife and I did an Javid Spine last night, and it felt great.
11👍 5👎
Opting to travel to a destination through connected buildings to avoid the weather, rather than traveling outdoors. Often results in a significantly longer travel time. Common on college campuses where academic buildings may be connected.
It's too cold outside, let's ride the spine to class.
29👍 19👎
A Person who will borrow a new issue of a magazine from someone, and proceed to curve the first few pages around the back cover, to allow one handed reading.
This creates an ugly crease along the spine of the magazine, detracting from its new magazine appeal.
Spine breaking also occurs when a person sits the magazine on a table and applys weight, so it lies flat. This is a more severe, but rarer form of spine breaking.
Spine Breaking is more common amongst Men, who are usually pre-occupied with the other hand. Spine breaking does not discriminate between magazines, however Mens Health magazines are more likely to be shared, and therefore exposed to spine breakers.
Spine Breaking is the pet hate of Magazine collectors, who will prefer to read their new issue wearing gloves and resting the magazine in a library book to attain a healthy spine
Spine Breaking can also occur institutionally, when magazines and books are scanned/photocopied for referencing.
A broken spine is usually a series of bumpy lines where the glossy layer of paper is broken, revealing less attractive paper.
22👍 14👎
You don't have any time for snakes and your tired of getting played and tricked by people around and you stress yourself out until you know the truth to whatever problem your dealing with.
I'm tired of having a cold spine.
When you play the piano for so long that when you get up to move around your spine cracks in various places.
"Ugh, after that performance my back so cramped up!"
"Lol you got pianist spine. Youre gonna be crackin for days."