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Parker and Spitzer

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!

Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.

by Deety September 8, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 6, 2007

21πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


spitzer sandwich

1. Any mΓ©nage Γ  trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Elliot Spitzer stroll

( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):

a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of

b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb

son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?

father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016


Spitzer

baller, but in a bad mood half the time, he enjoys playing video games and basketball. Get's anoyed very very easily.

John: Have yopu heard Spitzer?
Matthew: No, what did he do now?
John: He rage quited GTA and ruined the night for evryone

by NW Boss Fan January 27, 2023