Variation of The shocker. Pointer and middle finger are inserted into the female vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are insterted into the anus. Used if the shocker does not shock.
She squealed when I showed her the spock.
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v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.
Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."
3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."
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To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.
Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.
From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's
The girl was all over him but he totally spocked.
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To correct someone's illogical argument by pointing out how illogical it is. (usually with a long boring anti-argument.
She gave a red herring argument. He spocked her to the point where she deleted her post in shame.
When you make the Spock sign with your hand and put two of your fingers in the vagina and two in the butt
Guy1: I Spocked my bitch last night
Guy2: Damn! My hoe never lets me Spock her
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An emote on some LPMuds indicating raising one eyebrow ala Spock. Vaguely has the meaning "Is that so?" Used in online chat context to indicate disbelief or surprise.
Doug: beat your kill streak record in COD4 the other day
Trent: *spock*
Doug: no really, it was like 7 right?
Trent: try 17
Doug: ...well, I got close... heh
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Similar to the shocker but two in the stink like the Vulcan sign live long and prosper. Instead of the shocker I gave her the Spock!!!
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