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A homosexual cartoon about the life of a sea sponge and his lover who is a starfish.
Patrick jizzed all over Squiward's face and used Spongebob Squarepants soak up the rest of the jizz on the floor.
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A retarded show that teenybopper girls obsess over. Its only good characters are Squidward and Plankton.
I can't even last 3 seconds on DDR MAX2's "Nearly 130" course because Patrick and SpongeBob kept stomping all over me and fooling around on the machine instead of actually playing.
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the most stupidest show in the world. It is NOT funny AT ALL and I blame it most for getting Invader Zim cancelled....whoever made Spongebob is a stupid redneck and should be shot and killed!
"Spongebob is the gayest show ever!!!" ~ Dirge
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Spongebob Squarepants: A yellow sponge that lives in a pinapple, submerged underwater with a pet snail, and has friends named Patrick the Pink Starfish, Sandy Cheeks the Texan Squirrel, and has a neighbor named Squidward, that is a squid. Spongebob is a cook at a fast food retseraunt called the Krusty Krab, and has a super thrift boss naed Mr. Krabs. Squidward works as the cashier at the Krust Krab. Spongebob was born by a bunch of pot heads that were huffing lemon floor cleaner and smoking grass and paper, all at the same time, and submitted their idea to Nickolodeon.
Spongebob Squarepants is the #1 kids show currently.
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The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.
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A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.
1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants
2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!
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Putting a bucket of ice into a woman's underpants then screwing her with a dry sponge.
creepy old guy: "Spongebob Squarepants is now my favorite show."
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