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when a man and a woman have sex in the middle of the street at 1 A.M. in the morning while wearing glowing sneakers so cars see them.
Dude, did you see Mike and Sarah doing the urban sprawl last night? When they were done they both had scratches on their bodies. You could totally tell they did the urban sprawl.
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A sexual position in which more than one artery of the body is penetrated at one time, creating quite a bit of congestion. Often resulting in horrific accidents.....the least lethal of which ends in abortion.
Question: Did you see Jenn get urban sprawled last night? From front and behind?
Response: Yeah, Eric and Blair sure got her good!
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When a group of idiots stand talking idly on the pavement/sidewalk and have not left any room for the flow of people to get past them.
I was trying to get in to the shop, but the urban sprawl was blocking the entrance.
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When a bunch of fun boys start moving out of big cities and into the suburbs. A large amount of them have the look of Keith Urban. They have some kind of fancy haircut and they're always overdressed. They like riding bikes, gardening and riding each other. If they aren't gay, they're into tall pasty white Irish women with red hair and no tits.
Rick: "I saw two men buttfucking near the community church the other day. I ain't ever seen anything like that in this small town."
Stevie: "I know man, it's that God damn Keith Urban Sprawl."
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Do y'all think Sprawl-Mart is a name of a fictional store in The Simpsons? Well guese what? It's not.
Trivia: In Springfield, Sprawl-Mart is located near the Costington's department store (which is next to the men's shelter.)
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Pubic hair that is past the underwear line.
I have to manicure my urban sprawl girl
When someone is so drunk that they pass out with their limbs arranged in such a manner that they are sprawled out on the floor, bed, sofa, etc.
#1: "Last night was crazy"
#2: "I don't really remember last night"
#1: "That's right, bourbon sprawl"
#2: "Oh yeah, that's why I woke up on the floor"