The tallest simp on planet earth
Braxton Springer is a simp
A funny reality talk show that usually has rednecks or niggers beating the crap out of each other.
Jerry Springer kicks ass.
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Term used to cover up foul words where you are not able to use foul words. Best used in a restaurant environment.
That mother Jerry Springer accused me of spitting in his food.
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did you see connie springer today?? mann that man is bald af!!
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A small town in New Mexico.
Its population is less than 800.
It is where i hope to find me some gangsta niggas.
Person #1- Heyy. Where do you live!?
Person #2- I used to live in Las Vegas, NV.
Now i live in Springer, NM.
Person #1- What do you do there!?
Person #2- Chill with my gangsta niggas.
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1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.
'what a springer reject.'
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When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.