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having to take a shit or to take a shit
"oh fuck i gotta drop a duece springsteen"
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see also springsteen, like a springsteen but much more super, a joint in other words.
"dude, it's your turn to make a super springsteen"
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Members of the cult that follows Bruce Springsteen (they bypassed being mere fans (read: having a trace of rational thought) long ago) who think anything BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE does is genius and without fault.
"'Springsteen did 'I Wanna Be Sedated' and improved on that crap group The Ramones' original,' the Springsteen Day Adventist informed me."
"The Springsteen Day Adventist balled his fists at me and said, 'Shut up! He may live in a gated house, but Springsteen is still a man of the people!'"
"'Your gay,' typed the Springsteen Day Adventist to a negative comment about The Boss posted on YouTube, demonstrating that not even adhering to proper spelling got in the way of his devotion to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE."
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see also springsteen and super springsteen, like a super springsteen but better. one without tobacco.
"i was fucked, i had just smoked a super sharp springsteen"
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My dads
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
Bruce Springsteen is a daddy
Putting it all out on the line, giving it everything you have.
Derived from the rock-and-roll musician Bruce Springsteen, known for his energetic live shows and heartfelt rust-belt image and attitude.
Elly: That was a wonderful violin performance, Jake!
Jake: Thanks--I was really Springsteening it
Don't be so hard on this Governor. This state's so hard to govern and he's Springsteening it, he just can't get the state legislature to listen.