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A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.
Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.
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A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.
Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?
So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.
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When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil
'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'
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When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.
(Also see Dart Daiquiri)
That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !
When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."
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This occurs when a woman has a vaginal expulsion of gas whilst a partner is orally stimulating her vagina during her period. The vaginal fart sprays period blood onto the partner's face. This makes him look like he has been spritzed in the face with hot sauce.
I was eating her out during "that time", and she queefed on me, effectively giving me a hot sauce spritzer.
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An act of sexual intercourse. When one partner sprays diharrea into the other one's face; the sprayed partner then pukes the diharrea back into the original partner's asshole.
I woke up in the booth at Fun Hogs Ranch and realized I was covered in the Las Vegas Spritzer I got from the bartender the night before.