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Spud

A person of lesser intelligence who often deems feats of numskull, clandestine and neanderthal behaviors are more valuable to the propagation of humanity than common sense. Usually found with shaven heads and brags of "this one time" stories.

Matt always has to flex his forearms and talk about "fisting". What a fucking spud

by Vivimord April 27, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.

Oi! Spud! Get over here!

by Snake December 11, 2005

76๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spud

A very hot girl. 10/10 beautiful. A rocket

Yo Becky is a spud, imma wreck dat ass

by Spud man April 10, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


spud

1. To catch someone's ball in a four square match before the ball reaches the ground

2. To squirt an unidentified liquid on one's face

Get spudded on

You just got spudded on

Don't worry I hear spud clears up acne

There's spudding everywhere!

by Mighty Kites August 9, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spudding

flirting really obviously with someone

omg Nathalies really spudding with Max

by boc11111 August 9, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spud

1. A game played by bros. It occurs usually when one bro is caught unaware with his hand in a fist, and another bro comes along and "spuds" the unaware fist. This is called an unconsented spud and causes the bro in question to lose bro points, and the bro who did the "spudding" to increase bro points.
When the bro has had a significant amount of bro points deducted, he is no longer cool and is deemed a "quigley"

A consented spuds incur no loss of points to either bro, but increase both by a small amount. They have been know to be referred to as "safe" and are usually used when meeting or greeting another bro.

Bro 1: I just spudded that bro into oblivion.
Bro 2: So much so that he's a quigley?
Bro 1: Awww yeah-a

by milesspudmaster. August 31, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spud

That angry little fucker at the office.

How was your day Peggy?

Fine till that little fucking spud pissed in my punch bowl amd made me work a full 8 hour shift. What a douche!

by Spudly The Potato October 31, 2018