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From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.
No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.
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The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.
He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.
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The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.
That Hoboken Squat cobbler looks sexy sitting on that banana crème pie!
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You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.
Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!
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Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn
God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on
A fetish that involves a man who sits in a pie and "wiggles around."
I had a very nice apple pie cooling on the window sill but, instead of Yogi Bear, the creepy neighbor Jerry got it. He's a squat cobbler.
When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.
Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.