Seen Santa, loves music,thinks gary is a hillbilly,hates spongebob,dancer,hates his job, been in a movie
Heres a example read the button I wish I wasn't here right now button don't be a squidward
You place one nut over each of a girls eye and flop your dick over her nose
I was bored and knew my chick was in a bad mood so I flopped my balls on her eyes and cock over her nose, I knew a good old fashioned Squidward would cheer her up
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Squidward embodies the persona of someone who lost their youthfulness to the rigidity of adulthood whereas Spongebob is the opposite -- he has young energy that finds optimism in everything he does.
Don't be a squidward.
The realist and practical character of the Spongebob universe. Often referred to for his short temper or lack of enthusiasm. Regardless Squidward is the best Spongebob character.
Look at that guy over there he’s so down to earth but angers easily what a Squidward.
"Isn't that Jasmine?"
"You mean like a Squidward?"
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When a male place his member on the face of other person, imitating the nose of the TV character Squidward
Oh look, Jimmy has fallen sleep, let's make him a Squidward
Indication that you would like your passenger to slob your knob while driving.
*turns to partner*
"Squidward"