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stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.
I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.
A syndrome resulting from a untreated squirrel bite. Symptoms include; the heightened urge to think & talk about squirrels, the increased desire to fetch nuts, and an intense feeling of a need to climb trees.
He must have squirrelitis, all he ever does is talk about squirrels.
A cute bushy tailed animal that sometimes take over entire planets by hijacking nasa equipment
Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.
Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.
That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.
When two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.
"I am the squirreling Champion!" - Jeremiah
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"Wes and Jeremiah, stop squirreling! It's really not cool."
You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.
Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.
a person who is constantly listening to you and whenever you do something weird he says IM CALLING PETA
Chris is a squirrel!