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Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.
I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(
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Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.
Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.
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A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.
“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”
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A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).
Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.
Mother: You've got what?
Kid: You know... SPP.
Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers
I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles
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A river of shit exiting the ass
"Bro, last night, I have the liquid Hershey Squirties, and I think I got asshole cancer."
When a banana peels it’s self whips out it’s penis which is covered in Oreos and cums on the floor and then wipes it up with his peel
Damn that banana got a big dick make a nigga do a split I wanna see him banana squirty McFlurry