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St. John's Prep, located in Danvers, Massachusetts is an all boys private high school. Started by the Xaverian Brothers, the Prep is well known due to its powerhouse athletics, difficult academic workload, and beautiful campus. Typically, graduates attend big name universities around the country. The Prep is modeled after Boston College, a school where many Prep grads apply and attend after graduation.
Students of the Prep typically come from very wealthy families of the North Shore of Massachusetts and Southern New Hampshire. The student parking lot includes dozens of wealthy vehicle marques and students are typically adorned in their extremely preppy attire including Polo or Tommy Hilfiger. The boys of the Prep are the crème of the crop and many of the girls in the local area want a "Prep Boy" to bring home to Mom and Dad.
St. John's breeds the best and brightest. It turns ordinary boys into leaders and gentlemen. People know when they meet a Prep boy because of his class and dignity as well as their outstanding respect and distinctive mannerisms.
Without a doubt the Prep is the best school for boys the world throughout. There is no finer school that will provide the depth and precision of an education while transforming an ordinary boy into a world class gentleman.
"Where do you go to high school, young man?"
"I go to St. John's Prep..."
"Well allow me to introduce you to my daughter!"
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An overrated school with rich, spoiled, white brats who have an attitude and no brains. Filled with straight kids who act gay for attention.
In the St. John's School...
Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: Shut the f up. My parents have more money than you.
Kid 1: Atleast I'm white.
The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.
I use St. John's wort when I'm too broke to buy weed.
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Institution that is brought down by idiots who think just because this university is not Ivy League it must be easy, and when they don't get good grades they blame it on the teachers, or how expensive it is, or whatever else they can come up with. I've seen complete idiots and some of the smartest people I know in this school (and I have friends in Ivy Leagues and "better" schools than this one).
One of the most diverse schools in the nation, ethnic and personality wise. There are schools with great ehtnic diversity, but they all happen to be the same uptight assholes (Georgetown, ajem ajem). There are assholes here too, but they must be 5% of the total population. You can find all kinds of personalities here, and I love that. Fine education, for those who know how to use it (no it won't be handed down to you on a silver platter, work for it lazy ass), and great basketball and soccer teams.
It's in Queens, an hour away from Manhattan. Not a bad location, specially if the city is too much for you.
I happen to think rankings are crap, but for those who care:
-Top 10 for Most Competitive Law School Students (Princeton review)
-Best Northeastern Colleges (Princeton review)
-Top 100 Law Schools (US News & Worlds Report)
-Top 100 Graduate Schools in Education (US News & Worlds Report)
-Standard and Poor's consistently ranks St. John's University graduates among the top universities in the nation with alumni who hold executive positions at Fortune 500 companies
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A school that will accept anyone who is willing to pay the high tuition and or is fortunate enough to pay out of pocket without one of their generous scholarships that 90% of the student body is on. A school, which tries to act like a University but, in the end, they really are an average college in Queens pumped up on steroids. At the most random places throughout the campus, there will be Indians bowing down on the floor as if they are visually seeing Christ’s body. People on campus think it is normal to be have a Redneck, African American, Asian, and Indian sit at a lunch table together and be friends. Coming to class slightly sweaty in a t-shirt and workout pants is considered classy. The only place in all of NYC were wearing all red does not signify that you are part of the Bloods. Completely possible to not show up to class in a 50-person classroom and just come in on the last day of class to take the final and end up passing the course when class participations consist of 25% of the overall grade. Every student thinks they must be part of an organization that is related to their major or they will never land a job after graduation. Students are amazed at how spectacular the DAC is, when in reality, it is a giant building that is 2 years old, with white slate floors that have already turned completely black due to the cleaning service only cleaning once per week.
"Where do you go to school Jonny?" "St. John's University!" "That sucks, try not to get blown up, they got terrorists over there!"
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a city in Northern BC where the ratio of men to women inexplicably dropped to 3:4. The sudden influx of women is predominantly hookers. Resulting wages at Tim Horton's are now $13/hr. Most people need to move away, but can't afford to because the rents have skyrocketed over double what they were in 2009. Many people are fighting excessive inflation by importing parents to live in their basements (rent controlled of course). This city is shaping up to become a retirement community for soon to be defunct oil workers once the site C dam has been completed.
Man 1: Do you need any more boxes for your move to Fort St. John?
Man 2: No, I am packing light! I can't believe I'm bailing out my son's mortage in a partial basement.
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An extremely large school in Danvers MA. It has the best sports around and the best academics. Mostly all the sophomores and juniors smoke weed. Also, many people like to dis the prep because it is an all-boys school. Surprisingly, most of the guys there are not gay and actually have girl friends. Lets not forget St. Johns dances are the best..well sometimes
A conversation at St. Johns Prep
A: You gay?
B: No, you?
A: No, you smoke pot?
B: Yep, you?
A:Yep
B: sweet
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