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Being fucked while unconscious behind a dumpster!
I don't remember what I did last night but I'm sure it involved a stanford swimmer.
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A very cute Asian boy who is very smart and torchers himself with a lot of AP classes.
Stanford Chen is so hot
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When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.
Mark and Susan had a Dirty Stanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!
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1. When someone commits a heinous act and the institution most associated with them (whether it be a school, business, government, etc.) does everything in its power to deny/cover up the act and protect the offending individual.
2. When an institution, organization, group does shady things to protect one of its members. Usually at the detriment of at least one innocent individual.
3. White privilege organization taking care of a white privilege individual at the expense of justice.
4. When a university's leadership does its best to sweep a rape/sexual assault case under the rug so its reputation isn't tarnished, instead of looking out for the welfare of their students by protecting the victim and ensuring the perpetrator (once convicted) is dealt with appropriately.
"Pullin a Stanford" is derived from the Brock Turner rape case wherein Stanford University did its utmost to downplay his charges as he was a Stanford swimmer . A strong example is how long it took, and how much pressure it took from the media, to get Turner's actual mugshots.
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When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.
Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"
School with all the prestige of an Ivy, yet with the California climate, girls, and open-mindedness.
Stanford. Best in Athletics AND Academics.
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The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!
That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!
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