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A TV show much like the movie star wars
Sometimes I like to compare star trek to star wars
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A parody of the episodes of Star Trek (the original series) on Youtube, in which each episode is crudely dubbed over, yet still faithful to the storyline and shortened to 5 minutes or under. Similar to more popular yugioh abridged series and Sailor Moon Abridged series, but caters more towards stoners and trekkies (and especially trekkie stoners).
Stoner: Man that new Star Trek movie was sweet, I should watch the original series, but that'll take forever.
Trekkie: Watch Star Trek Abridged, you can watch a whole season of episodes by the time it takes you to watch one actual episode
Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.
you can make phone calls from your watch? That's some Star Trek shit right there.
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A midwestern woman in her 30s usually divorced with or without kids, who prides herself in watching sci-fi shows such as Dr.Who and specifically Star Trek. Reads mostly Sci fi or non-fiction stuff. Probably has tattoos and pierced nippers. These women claim to have never had an orgasm or being always horny.
MAN1: Samantha is a star trek slut
MAN2: Why do you say that?
MAN1: 1. She's from South Wisconsin.
2. She's into sci-fi
3. She has pierced nipples
4. I fingered her for half an hour and she still didn't cum!
Man2: That definitely makes her a star trek slut!
To perform a sexual act on a vagina that has never been touched, proded, masterbatued, or anything else sexual in nature.
I am going out tonight looking for a star trek vagina.
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Star Trek Nerd, a normal person who enjoys the show. Is not always a virgin. Is not always middle aged, unattractive, or still living at home. Often is a regular member of society with an interest in social change.
Matt Damon is going to be Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek Movie, he's such a Star Trek nerd!
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J. J. Abrams directed, 2009, eleventh movie in the Star Trek franchise, and an ultimately EPIC film.
Stars; Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk, Zachary Quinto as Mr. Spock and Eric Bana as Captain Nero (the bad guy)
Also; Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Leonard Nimoy as Spock Prime, Zoe Saldana as Nyota Uhura, John Cho as Hikaru Sulu, Anton Yelchin as Pavel Chekov and Simon Pegg as Montgomery "Scotty" Scott.
Abrams put a time-travel storyline in so he could mix shit up abit and not have to be tied down to the already established canon details.
"Have you seen Star Trek xi yet?"
"Naah, I'm not a Trekkie, man!"
"Who cares, its a J. J. Abrams film, you'll be a Trekkie by the end of it!!!!"
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