starship troopers

Gung ho military enthusiasts taken with TV shit like night sight goggles, smart bombs and robot tanks who don't realize that when they get into the real thing they don't even get enough armor to cover their ass from a 12 year old with a grenade.

Yo Starship Trooper, go real, go boom!

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Starship Trooper

someone who stole Sarah Brighman's heart

Perri: Hi Sarah, how are you today?
Sarah: not great...
Perri: aww whats up hon?
Sarah: I LOST MY HEART TO A STARSHIP TROOPER!!!

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Jefferson Starship

A couple takes copious amounts of liquid LSD and the male procedes to pleasure the woman with a keytar a la a '70s supergroup.

Dude, that Jefferson Starship session totally ruined the electronics in my new key-tar.

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Starship Cruisin'

(v) To be under heavy influence of marijuana, to suddenly have the feeling that you yourself are starship cruisin'. Greatly effected by the song "Roundabout" by Yes.

Stoner 1-Ya man, i'm stoned to the max. 0_o
Stoner 2-(After great laughter) Woah man, lets go to burger king.
Stoner 3- Oh shit! Dude man, i'm starship cruisin'!!!!!
Stoner 1 and 2-Ya man! Woah dude, like man!

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Starship Trooman Show

People in other countries watching the United States like it's a reality show and perceiving it to be like the movie 'Starship Troopers'

"The Starship Trooman Show has been crazy recently. Military recruiters have been hanging out in high school cafeterias and convincing children, behind their parents' back, to enlist so that they can qualify for the healthcare & affordable education benefits that every person in almost every other wealthy nation receives automatically."

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starship troopers moment

When some random word/movie/phrase that hasn't crossed your mind for years, pops up in multiple unrelated conversations/encounters over a short period of time. produces a strange sensation similiar to deja vu or a glitch in the matrix

Asshat 1: Holy sh1t dude, I've havent seen starship troopers in 4 years, but its come up in different conversations and on the interwebs five times in the last two days!!!....freaky!!1!eleven
Asshat 2: whoa, thats a starship troopers moment!
Asshat 1: indubitably

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Starship 69

The name of a spacecraft to have sex on.
Inspired by Adam Sandler’s song Station 69.

Starship 69 is the weirdest spacecraft ever put into orbit.