The selfie you take by accident when the camera is pointing the wrong way .
The selfie your kid takes by accident when he's playing with your phone.
Wait a minute, s**t ! I've just taken a stealthie - ok sorry, here we go, one-two-three..... Smile!
It took me half an hour to erase Jack's stealthies from my gallery.....
That sneaky pussy. That poonah.
" Nah man she got that stealthy vagina"