A 6’4 dirty blonde blue eyed dramatic giant. Someone who is messy, doesn’t clean and can’t cook to save his life. All he does is smoke weed and play video games. They are dramatic, sensitive and can’t take a joke. They love to message escorts for the clout while dating.
Person 1: “Oh is that Stefan?”
Person 2: “yeah can’t you tell by his bright highlighter hat and stench of weed!”
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stefan is a religion where we believe kitchen appliances don't exist. We have a weekly protest about this and we do not like kitchen appliances. Here at stefan anyone can be allowed into our religion!
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1. Someone who has a perpetual asshat.
2. Someone who suffers from extreme stupidity which often gets mistaken for retardation. Also known as a dipshit.
3. Someone who struggles with mundane tasks such as; using eating utensils, operating TV remotes and even masturbation.
4. Someone who constantly grumpy and whines about everything.
5. A pathetically dumb and disturbed individual who gets pitied for their ignorance and inappropriate behaviors.
Girl 1: OMG, look at the guy over their beating his head on the wall and touching himself because he can't read which door is the men's room.
Girl 2: Oh I know, poor thing must be a Stefan.
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Cries at work when only gets paid £86. Gets the bag on very easily and hates stuff being thrown at his face
Man one: throws ball at stefans face.
Stefan: I don't like stuff being thrown at me.
Man one: laugh hahahaha
Stefan: ill bang you
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Synonymous to dumb, asshole, or both. Someone who tends to make seem others are dumb, but in actuality is a defense mechanism to disguise his own mental capacity.
Nonetheless, perhaps one of the most handsome, sweetest and ambitious guys you'll meet. Also, strong. <3
Hey Stefan, what's up? (aka. Hey dumb ass, what's up?)
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Some retard who thinks he is cool but cannot get laid. Even if he has a girlfriend he shall not get laid for at least two to three years.
"He's never gunna get laid, he's a stefan"
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