Random
Source Code
Random
The hottest man alive
Somewhat of a god
If you have ever seen one contact 650 967 9000
Damn asa stern is the hottest man alive
Playing with your penis while performing a task at the workplace.
I caught Ben Howard Sterning the other day while he was editing his draft.
8👍 1👎
the process of making a sandwich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)
My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.
11👍 3👎
The actor who plays the taller of the two robbers in Home Alone
Who is that tall robber in Home Alone?
It is Marv, Played by Daniel Stern.
Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.
Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.
bad ass magician. End of story. He has been known to rock the Magic Castle in Hollywood and snaps necks with his magical abilities. Also the creator of the "Stern Confusion" pose and is frequently spotted in it.
Random dude #1: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?
Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!
Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.
6👍 1👎
To be insulted, fired, and crucified for no reason and without warning.
You'd better not say that on TV, or else you'll get Howard Sterned.
46👍 29👎