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When you play Steven Universe in the background while having sex.
Person 1: Yo, I Steven Universe and Chilled with Lindsey last night!
Person 2: Wow dudee, that's risky. Playing a kids show while having sex?! Damn you're crazy!
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A Steven universe move where depressed elastic girl wanna kill steven because he's PINK DIAMOND.
HIM: Hey have you seen Steven universe the movie
Me: YES
The ending to the epilogue series Steven Universe Future was a very tragic event that hit all the Steven Universe Fandom in the feels and had a very stupid way of being resolved; Steven's corruption was caused by him feeling like a monster yet the way this was resolved by ... a hug. After everything he has been through it can't be solved by a hug, him leaving his home town and becoming independent is key to him growing as a person.
Person A: Wasn't the Steven Universe Future Finale appalling.
Person B: I know, the movie was great then it went so downhill.
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This is black diamond she is the most powerful diamond. She’s also the one that pink likes to fuck doggy style, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car, and on the street.
Black diamond Steven universe on TikTok.
falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.
idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day
The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke
Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific
A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"
Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."