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Stevie Wonder

When a person is kneeling in the middle of a circle jerk and turning their head side-to-side with mouth wide open and eyes tightly shut trying to catch every drop of gooey production at the moment the circle jerk participants are simultaneously climaxing. At this moment, the person appears to be immitating Stevie Wonder mid-song.

My friends have been giving me shit ever since they heard my sister did a Stevie Wonder at a frat party last year.

by Greasy Nicker January 20, 2010

7πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


stevie wonder

To ejaculate on a person's eyes so that when the semen dries, their eyes become stuck shut.

Synonyms: Man spackle

My girlfriend was upset with me because while she was sleeping, I gave her a Stevie Wonder.

by SeattleGuy May 15, 2006

17πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Stevie Wonders

The involuntary wobbling of the head that one exhibits when desperately trying to stay awake, eg a student in a friday afternoon lecture, or a lorry driver on the M6.

"The trial of the Millennium Dome Jewel Robbers was help up today after Judge Micheal Coombe was spotted having a severe attack of the Stevie Wonders during the defence council's summing up."
(Nicholas Witchell, BBC News; November 2003)

by Liam Casey January 20, 2007

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Stevie Wonder

The act of driving with your eyes closed. In order to do this, the passenger steers the car and everyone else in the car is telling the driver when to hit the gas or the break. This requires lots of trust and confidence in your passengers.

Ben Stevie Wondered it here and we still beat you guys.

by Mike Hawk Ishuge November 23, 2007

8πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


stevie wonder

getting jizzed in the eyes and your dreds pulled so that your head goes back and forth

Last night i stevie wondered nick bonacci untill he cried.

by billy f April 13, 2005

10πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Stevie Wonder

Someone who can spot an undercover cop.

That Stevie Wonder has kept the poopoo off our back for over a month.

by P Dittle September 23, 2005

9πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Stevie Wonder

When you cum in someone’s eyes, temporarily blinding them.

β€œOMG I just gave you a Stevie Wonder!”
β€œShut the fuck up and help me!”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž