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When you have one or more stickers that you love so much, that you can't bring yourself to put anywhere in fear that you will waste your stickers.
Ashley: Josh, I really love that Hello Kitty sticker book with over 100 stickers you got me, but Now I have no idea where to put them. You can't just waste stickers that cute!
Josh: They're stickers....you have over 100 of them....put them anywhere and everywhere.
Ashley: I can't! I have sticker anxiety!
The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.
"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.
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Warning labels placed on CDs that are deemed to be offensive by a group of white Christian grandmothers.
Wal-Mart will sell guns but it won't sell albums with a Tipper sticker, 'cos it's okay for kids to have weapons as long as they don't listen to music with dirty words.
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A tattoo
Problem with getting a tough sticker is that you can't exactly wash it off. That shit is for life.
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An innocent man who is going to be prosecuted. This fact is often displayed on fences and walls.
Bill stickers will be prosecuted
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A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.
Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.
Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?
Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
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