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1. To be extreamly high(the fun kind)
2. To get thrown rocks at for a crime, not common anymore besides to assholes
1.Me:Yo man im soo stoned. Is that a unicorn or a dragon? *hug air*
Johnny: what the fuck are you doing?
Me: I dont know im stoned remember?!
Johnny:Hell yeah!
2. Priest fag guy: You will be punished for your wrong doings!!!
Me: No i dont wanna be stoned you asshole!!!
Tthe staet of minnnnd awl dtns sca saeinfa e dope.
It'S knnid of a e ts ta dn t e h .
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A: Hey man, I'm too stoned. You roll the next blunt.
B: No way, man. I'm too stZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........
A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.
The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter
“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”