tube stroker

definition of a Tube Stroker is a military term used to describe some one whos job is mortarman, for their tube stroking motions.

example "hey whats Cpl Bill's Job in the Marines?"

"oh hes a tube stroker"

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stroker and hoop

- a show on cartoon networks adult swim
- what i call the undercover cops from GTA

Oh shit! I got fucking 4 stars and Stroker and Hoop keep ramming into me!

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Rock stroker

Its where you and your mum touch eachother sexually.

Jack vm told his friends that he tried rock stroker last night.

Goat Stroker

Is a deviant masturbator.

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.

dash stroker

A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.

The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.

Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.

"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."

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Choad Stroker

A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski

Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay

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cock stroker

someone who strokes cock for pleasure.

matrin m. from esaclon is a cock stroker.

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