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commerce student

Being a Commece Student is not easy ๐Ÿ’”.
A student who Choose fresh new subject after Class 10 about which they never knew.
I got more than 80% and choose Commerce,Yes we Exist ๐Ÿ™‚

Commerce student, Science and Arts all are at equal level, So Stop fighting

by BeingCommerce November 28, 2021


Student debt

A 20 year marriage you fall into after earning your Master's degree from that fancy expensive university you decided to go to.

"I graduated from UCLA!"
Mom: "good luck with your student debt "

by dawnmusic July 5, 2015

56๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


student election

A popularity contest; contrary to the widely accepted definition of an election, an election in high school is based solely on popularity. The losing contestant was probably offering a cure for AIDs, but the winner is on the football team and all the chicks love him.

--Dan: Hey, who are you voting for in the new election?
--Sarah: Jayme! He's such a dreamboat.
--Dan: Yeah me too! He's my bud!
--Tom: Whoa whoa whoa, why not Jack? He had some really good points that he made at the election, he didn't need a script and didn't murmur. I don't even remember what Jayme said!
--Dan: Dude, Jack isn't cool. At all.
--Sarah: And he's not as cute as Jayme.
--Tom: *sigh* Student elections.

by Akagama October 1, 2009

51๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Exchange Student

A teenager who spends a few months up to a year in a different country experiencing a new culture, living with a new family, and going to a new school. Exchange students will make you question how and why you do things. If you are really lucky, they will bring you candy and other goodies from their home country.

Who is the new girl in chemistry who has an accent?

Oh, she is the new Italian exchange student.

by smartypants222 February 15, 2012

133๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


graduate student

A young adult whose number one motivating factor is free food.

Marissa, a graduate student, just attended a pointless workshop on conflict resolution just because there was free pizza there.

by Carla Cat October 26, 2013

30๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


professional student

Person who receives multiple degrees and keeps taking courses instead of holding a profession related to the degrees earned. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on the speaker.

Ex. 1: a compliment
"Man, I think you're so cool for writing a dissertation on Mesoamerican maize fertilization. You're a real professional student!"

Ex.2 an insult:
"Hey Jack, won't you get a real job and quit being a professional student?"

by ignor September 29, 2004

6964๐Ÿ‘ 905๐Ÿ‘Ž


Student Council

(Noun) The puppet government set up by the school to give some kids a feeling of being special while also giving them no extra power or responsibilities

(Noun) A startup company that is never taken seriously

(Noun) A type of bird found in Canada (Look it up)

School President: Hey guys im in student council
Student: What are you going to do, become a dictator?
School President: No i cant do anything

Floridan: I work for a student council, and nobody believes me

Bird Watcher: Look at the wild, mysterious, and beautiful student council bird flap its wings into the blue Canadian sky!

by CallingAllTortoises April 15, 2019