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The act of stuffing ones testicles into each nostril of a woman. Added bonus if your dick is in her mouth during the process.
I gave her a stuffy nose last night...but she sneezed my balls out after like five seconds.
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When you are using a pillow as a condom and the pillow fluff gets stuck to your dick.
Jana- "do you have a condom?"
Noah- "I've got one better"
Jana- "what are you doing with that pillow?"
*Noah nuts*
Noah- "fuck I got stuffy dick"
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Two men compete against each other to see who can unload the largest wave of cum into their respective female counterparts mouth holes. Whomever can produce the largest amount of liquid child into the females mouth will be crowned cum lord, the loser will face humiliation in the form of drinking the cum lords runoff through a twisty straw(if straws are unavailable make do with a nesquik chocolate straw). The game of Stuffy Cummy can only be played by true gentlemen and is a sport for only the most alpha males.
Guy 1: I got totally destroyed in a game of Stuffy Cummy last night dude I have so much cum in me
Guy 2: Dude why didn't you invite me
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When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.
Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster
When you have to take a really bad crap, but you can't.
Lin: Wanna go to the movies man?
Jeff: Umm, sure. Just let me go to the bathroom for a sec. I'm fucking Butt-Hole Stuffy. I've been trying to take a shit since earlier. I'll be right back *goes to bathroom*
Lin: O.e
National stuffie day is when you get someone u love a stuffed animal. Its on JULY 13TH and and ya deal with it. They are frikin adorable
U" here u go! *gives a stuffie to someone*
Them" whatsthis for?
U" its national stuffie day and i like u so here u go!😊
Them" OH thanks😘
When you stick a soft dick into a vagina while she is eating another girls clam
Hey girls, I drank a little too much whisky, but would you be interested in a Rhode Island Stuffie?