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The more innocent version of a booty call. It's for naps only.
He texted you at 3 p.m. to come over? You're totally a siesta summon.
To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.
Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"
A shitty ass movie made by some baller students.
That movie is called Summoning Darkness, it sucks ass.
Some random who saved the gacha world from corruption
Me: all hail the gacha summoner for beating up that corruption-obsessed whore
When two incredibly hot women invite you to have a threesome with them.
Bob was three summoned by the chick with the big titties and the girl with the phat ass.
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The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.
"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"
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Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.
Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!
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