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A loving gesture of appreciation after anal love-making. The male partner, after orgasiming into his partners rectum, punches the woman in the face and throws her down the stairs.
Last night, My wife got a broken nose and a bleeding anus from the Chilean Sunrise I gave her.
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When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles
my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!
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When a man covers his penis in ketchup, and slides it over the face of his partner when the sun rises.
This morning I gave Tiana a salamander sunrise, all over her face
When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come
Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.
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When the sex gets so intense, the girl passes out then wakes up the next morning and the guy is gone and there's jizz everywhere
"I feel bad about that bohemian sunrise the other day"
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This originates from Nepal. It's a sex position in which a man/woman is being raped by other men in a random morning, preferably before 5:30 AM.
This sex position is very similar to that of spooning, but the only difference is that it's 1. in Nepal at over 3000 feet in the altitude, and 2. where there are people standing around watching and laughing while the raping is going on.
"Man I got himalayan sunrised. He was my friend, he was my neighbor...I can't believe he did that to me!"
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The african version of morning wood
Kimbowe felt so ashamed when his mom yanked off his sheets and saw his somolian sunrise
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