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To cum on a bitches back and put a pillow case on the cum thus giving her a cape to be superman.
Guy:Yo cunt let me superman you
Girl:Y..Yes jamal
Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back*
Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back*
Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done
Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch
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The greatest superhero. His only weakness, "kryptonite", doesn't really exist therefore he is invincible. It has been said that he functions regularly in society under the alias, "Mago". It goes without question that he is much cooler than batman and any other hero.
random person: "Woah! You really are Superman."
Superman: "Yes, and I'm much cooler than that pansy, batman."
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An incredibly lame super hero with no personality and is much too powerful. Sure he was one of the first, but is also one of the worst (rhyme intended). Uninteresting, not the smartest, funniest, coolest, basically no falling into any of these characteristics, its no wonder there were no good Superman video games made.
Normalguy: "Is it me or is Superman, just... not that interestin'?"
ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."
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A variation on the shocker for a girl who has seen too much. You stand back take aim, extend your hands, fly and hope you don't miss.
That chick is a whore, she wanted me to superman her.
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Stopping at a gas station bathroom to change for another event you have to go to.
After school, I'm going to work. But I gotta stop at the gas station to superman into my work clothes.
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A major dick. That's really all there is to say about it.
If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.
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When scoring a kill on a scrub in Gears of War 1 or 2 when they are rolling forward, back, side or jumping over cover, forcing them to fly back or forward like Superman.
A skilled shot at the least.
Une4k: G3t superman'd, scrub.
Gamer #2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I3lood: Nice shot!
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