Swift

Kissing and telling about it in a childish manner

Any Song written by Taylor Swift

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Swifted

The act of setting a person's computer to play Taylor Swift songs on demand, from another computer.

"Did you hear what happened to Wes?"

"No, what?"

"His ass got swifted!"

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Swifting

The act of masterbating to the music of Taylor Swift.

Employee 1: "Man its been a long day at work."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."

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swifting

can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb; moving at a rapid pace

"we swifted from the scene" "hey man where are u" "oh im swifting to jamis's house" "aight"

"hey where is the condom?" "well actually i still have it on" "hold on i'll just swift it to the side"

"a swifting jerking motion"

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Swifting

to go from relationship to relatinship, like taylor swift.

Oh my god, she is swifting again. She is such a slut sometimes.

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swift

a True Hero

"you are a true hero swift!"

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swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

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