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SWAG is an acronym meaning "Stuff We All Get." The term was created by convention regulars to describe all the stuff they get whenever they go to conventions. There's good SWAG (cool freebies, drinks, etc.) and bad SWAG (flyers, useless information printouts, ads, and business cards).
SWAG is not to be confused with "swag" which is abbreviated from "swagger". "swag" in this context is used to describe a style, a strut, a brag, a boast, or a vaunt.
Geek 1: I just got back from E3!
Geek 2: Cool! So did you get anything?
Geek 1: Mostly SWAG.
Fan 1: I'm going to a large Star Wars convention this weekend. Want to go?
Fan 2: Sure. Is there going to be SWAG?
Fan 3: Definitely!
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A pirates booty, loot, treasure, or stolen goods.
May also be used with respect to thieves (but not scumbag robbers)
Pirate captain: Yarh lads stash the swag in the hold.
Police detective: ...and that's when they made off with the pile of swag.
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A stupid saying that's overused. People 90 per cent are dumb teenagers, 10 per cent are little ass kids trying to be cool use it for EVERYTHING and also as their facebook name thinking that shit's cute: 'I just opened a cabinet, SWAG.' 'I just fell down, lol, SWAG.' 'SWAGNIFICENT' '(your name) idontgiveafuq gotsswagg' 'lives in swagtown' 'works at swagville' 'That show was so SWAG.' 'I just finished brushing my teeth, SWAG.' 'Hey guys, just woke up, SWAG.' 'Lol, I got kicked out of class, SWAG.' 'I cursed the teacher out, SWAG.' 'Tumbling on tumblr in class, SWAG.' '(your name) the swag god' 'texting in class, SWAG' ... 'SWAG.' You don't have no motherfucking swag.
You: 'I got swag.'
Me: 'That's because you're a fucking retard trying to be like the rest of the try hards thinking their dumb ass have swag.'
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One of the most overused words nowadays. Primarily used by the same people that use terms such as "YOLO", meaning it is mostly used by douchebags wearing their hats sideways and their pants so low they'll trip and fall if they attempt to walk any faster than a sloth.
Also stands for "Secretley We Are Gay"
Daniel: "Man, I'm soooo Swag!"
Filip: "Wow, I didn't know you were gay :O"
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A term reinvented by the younger generation. Swag is an abstract and often intangible concept. Generally is used to describe a certain way of carrying oneself that conveys a certain effortlessness in all aspects of life - someone who has "swag" employs a fluid body language and lazy or careless behavior to give off a sense of inner peace and absolute confidence. Clothing also plays a large role in one's swag - generally it is associated with urban hip-hop themed apparel, generally with either bright colors or the prominent use of white so as to appear more "clean". this look does not work for everyone, and is generally only used by the upper class. more poverty-ridden individuals who seek swag can use a variety of clothes - ultimately swag is not about one particular style, but about the individual's ability to find and maintain a style that suits their personality.
"Damn son what are you tryna do with them jordans? How long you been saving up for that shit? You be wearing them bright white jordans with your plaid shirt and your ratty-ass dreadlocks, nah son. Nah. you walk around your block in that shit you gon get shot."
"Damn son Nardwuar has more swag than most rappers. He nerdy as all get out but he don't give a fuck."
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What dipshits who think they're cool say. Swag is basically the most overused term, mainly by faggy "popular kids" who think that teenage angst will get them far in life. These kids have no life, and therefore need to kill themselves.
Faggot: Look at him, he's got killa swag.
Smart person: Shut the fuck up.
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