sweden

The worst country in the world when it comes to music.

Abba.

Someone: Hey look, Abba.

Me: Ew.

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Sweden

The best thing to be when two of your friends are fighting and you don't want to pick sides and make someone mad at you.

Guy 1: Dude, one of my friends spread rumors about another one of my friends and now there's a bloodwar between them! I don't wanna have to pick sides, what should I do??
Guy 2: Go Sweden on this one man, you don't wanna get caught in the middle of that, otherwise it'll be you who's got a target on your back.

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Sweden

An expression used for stating that you are staying neutral in this matter.

Cool guy 1: Cola is best!
Cool guy 2: No Sprite is best!
Cool guy 1: What do you think is best, Cool guy 3?
Cool guy 3: Ah, Sweden

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sweden

The greatest nation in the world, for several reasons.

1: Dan Swano.
2: Really hot Swedish girls.
3: Death metal in the top 40! It's actually played at clubs and all over.
4: The sheer amount of amazing metal bands up there.

"And at #5, we have Britney Spears with 'Hit me Baby One More Time.' An oldie but still in the top 40 here in Sweden, from time to time. And at #4, we have Bloodbath, with 'Outnumbering the day!'"

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Sweden

The whitest country in the world (in every way). Its white because of the 12 months of non-stop snow and because the peoples' skin is so hideously white!

Every goth and wigger come from Sweden, damm white people communists.

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sweden

A country in Europe with the sexiest, sweetest, smartest and most adorable headbanger (and other) guys in the world and the best metal.

HammerFall (hottest member is Stefan Elmgren) are Swedish, need I say more?

I wish I could go to Sweden and kidnap Stefan Elmgren. He is so sexy, smart and adorable.

Oh, the things I could do to him......or for that matter, any sexy Swedish headbanger guy.

God I love Swedish men, they are the best.

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sweden

A country with a cool, laid back attitude. Friendly people and beautiful women. EXTREMELY prone to Jimi Hendrix. Good food. A nice place to visit.

Sade's mother is from Sweden.

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