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Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends

One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.

The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.

by antibender December 27, 2011

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Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,

Person 1: β€œYour such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: β€œβ€¦ are you high?”

by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 31, 2024


Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,

Person 1: β€œYour such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: β€œβ€¦ are you high?”

by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 31, 2024


Swiffer

When a man edges a woman to the point of her being soaked . The woman then rubs her wet pussy all over the mans naked body .

My girlfriend and I swiffered for hours ; she made such a mess over me .

by Squizz we December 22, 2021


Swiffer

A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.

Taylor Swift is coming to town. Let’s go to the Hy-Vee and find a Swiffer to take to the show.

by Don Rumsfeld March 19, 2022


Swiffer

Swiffer. A Swiffer Is Someone Who Swats An Entire Persons Family

Im A Professional Swiffer

by Swatfamous February 28, 2023


Swiffer

Swiffer is a sex technique were you put a dead squirrle, or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrait a girl so you swiff the dust out of her pussy.

Last night he made the swiffer, an it was great and im not dusty anymore from inside

by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020