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The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.
Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!
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Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.
I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!
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Full to the brim of fit girls and certified fuckboys , possibly the most superficial place in Swindon and dressing like a fas may result in being ridiculed by everyone there , even mutley the college dog
"Wanna go Swindon new college and link some worldies?"
"Yeah g , I'll pick you up in the corsa in 5"
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The most successful team in the South West of England, which competes in the BWWPL. SWINDON DOLPHINS. A WAY OF LIFE.
"Did you watch the SWINDON DOLPHIN WATER POLO TEAM play yesterday?"
"yes, they were astonishing!"
The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear
She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear
The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)
After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.
Everyone is either a railway fan, gay, a criminal, a gay criminal or a gay criminal railway fan
Person A: where are your from
Person B: Swindon
Person A: I already know what your like