swipe

Toilet paper. Shortening of "arsewipe" (UK) or "asswipe" (US)

Fuck, there's no swipe left in the bathroom again. Damn, I'm gonna have to use my underwear.

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)|( SWIPE!

SWIPE! is the newest internet slang, in the vein of pwned, lolz, or owned. It symbolizes the "swiping" of a credit card or other phallic object between a lady's (or man's!) titties or booty.

Oh Shit ho! you just got a )|( SWIPE!

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swipe

when you wipe your little finger over your sweaty ass crack then run it over there top lip, in a similar way to a dirty sanchez.

"eeew harry just swiped me and now all i can smell is his shit"

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swipe

When you take the sweat off your balls and wipe it on somebody's face.

Man its hot im going to swipe you.

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The Swipe

First Perform The Hotdog In A Bun, Then Have The Female Slowly Stand Until The Male's Erection "Swipes" Her Vagina

Man 1: Man, I Swiped My Wife Last Night.
Man 2: Your So Lucky, I Only Got To The Hotdog In A Bun, If Only I Could Get Her To Try The Swipe...

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Swipe

To have intercorse
booty, Sex, To Hit

Next time me and you are alone can i swipe?

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swipe

to take a persons virginity

"he definitely swiped her v card last night"

"was that the guy who swiped you?"

"i got swiped on a bathroom floor when i was 13"

"oh shit ho! you just got swiped"

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