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Lazy, fat, or gluttonous. Often used jokingly.
"You mean you just ate 3 whole Chipotle burritos at one time? That's swoll, man!"
"I watched all of Princess Bride because I was too swoll to get up and get the remote."
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A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.
The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy
Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?
Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!
Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first
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Means a large person, aka fatbody.
Holy shit, look at that swoll! She must of just ate 20 twinkies.
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When you have awesome sex and your vagina gets a little swollen from friction. Feels amazing.
Sarah: He got my pussy swoll last night.
Julie: Lucky!
BUFF; TO BECOME BUFF. COMMONLY SAID IN THE SOUTH.
TIME TO GET YO SELF IN THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GET SWOLLED UP SON!!!
DAMN THAT MAN IS SWOLLED UP!!
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The act of working out with the goal of getting jacked. A hard workout will leave one's muscles 'swoll' enough for the whole world to see.
Jim: Where you going dude?
Bobby: Just heading to the gym to get my swoll show on.
Andy: Damn dude, you look huge.
Bobby: Yeah, I know, just got my swoll show.
Rakesh: Why the hell are you trying to curl more than your body weight?
Bobby: Shut the fuck up, I'm getting my swoll show on.
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Hey Joe what did you get on the test?
I got an A+.
You got that swoll head!