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The noise a china-man makes at a Golf Course in Australia when he can't hit the ball.
Monya, raararrar (untellable Chinese jibberish).....
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SWOOSH!
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MONGA!!!!
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The buttocks indent in tight pants of someone who has a lot of butt sex.
That guy in leather pants sure has a deep swoosh.
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when you feel different after your birthday
when a.m. turns 26, the day after he comes in to work saying "I feel swooshed!!!"
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someone who doesn't answer phones and is at the store when the "get off work" buzzer goes off
man-with-head-like-balls,"Where's m****y?"
j***n,"SWOOSH!!!"
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When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.
Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.
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During an FFM threesome. The Stud, whilst having intercouse with lady 1, turns his body 45° in order to lick out the pussy of lady 2, also at 45° to lady 1. Thereby recreating the famous "swoosh". After all is over the three participants can all lie perpendicular to the bed head and recreate the Adidas "Stripes" if so desired.
First used circa 1920.
"I'm going to do The Nike Swoosh on these bitches and then stripe a rest" laughed Adolf.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.
A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.
Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.
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