Sylvester Stallone

Some rich guy with a weird ass mouth

Sylvester Stallone got a weird ass mouth

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Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment

When flushed with little to extreme embarrassment, you throw your head down to a 90 degree angle

“What’s wrong with him?” Jevin asked. “Oh, it’s just a Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment”

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ashtyn sylvester

she smells so fucking bad and never showers

“bruh she’s smells so bad”
“i know bruh she a ashtyn sylvester”

Sylvester slide whistle

A term used for going to the bathroom

I need to go and take a Sylvester slide whistle."

Sylvester shardster

lalamogus sharddy man mongulous

hahaha amogus fard bongalosis Sylvester shardster

sylvester moon

1) The creepy man who is the personification of the molester moon emoji🌚
2) A nickname referring to someone who's driving with their car trunk open🌚

1) Dude, I saw a creepy ass shadow yesterday. I swear it was Sylvester Moon🌚
2) What the fuck, that guys' trunk is open! What a Sylvester Moon.🌚